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Granted, but only in the eyes of gangbanging porn stars.

I wish I could find an i7, GTX675m, 1080p, dual storage-slot laptop within my budget.

Fuzzy Izzie, post: 95933, member: 9457 Wrote:Granted, but only in the eyes of gangbanging porn stars.

I wish I could find an i7, GTX675m, 1080p, dual storage-slot laptop within my budget.

Granted but you gifted it to me.
I wish My Parents Gift Me A Mercedes SLR Class.

Molik Garg, post: 95950, member: 16718 Wrote:Granted but you gifted it to me.
I wish My Parents Gift Me A Mercedes SLR Class.

Granted, you receive a toy version of that car in exact details.

I wish for world peace...

an intergalactic scholar Wrote:It started off as any old world summit. The same boring leaders with the same boring promises. The same boring optimists being ragged on by the same pessimistic realists.
But it changed with, of all things, inappropriate glances from the American president towards the mistress of his Russian equivalent. A preliminary investigation from the FSB quickly confirmed the two had spent time alone together. That silly American, he should have known. There are two things a Russian dislikes: racism, and ....
It escalated further when well-meaning protestors managed to successfully disrupt all ingoing and outgoing traffic to the building, leaving those in that kettle pot without food, alcohol, or hanky panky for up 12.5 hours.
From there, the details hard to confirm. It could have been a terrorist plot, or the fat North Korean leader trying to eat the wrong person thing; an unsettled argument, or a dispute involving a certain mistress named Natasha and two or more leaders of the developed world.
Only the ending is certain. Shit went down and red buttons were pressed. The world destroyed itself several times over.
And yet, in the still, becoming silence that followed, the lofty dreams of my good man cucubelu were realized. The world was at peace.

I wish the rainy season would end already.

Fuzzy Izzie, post: 95983, member: 9457 Wrote:I wish the rainy season would end already.

Granted, but the HEAT season started.

I wish you followed the rules of this thread.

Moriarty, post: 95997, member: 9168 Wrote:I wish you followed the rules of this thread.

Granted but we only made you follow it

I wish Bison hits his head very hard that his eye pops out

Molik Garg, post: 96001, member: 16718 Wrote:I wish Bison hits his head very hard that his eye pops out :p

Granted, but his eyes rebound off his monitor and re-insert themselves without any lasting damage. It even somehow gives him the ability to detect hacks and lies simply by looking at a post without any follow-up for evidence, with flawless accuracy. Hackers beware.

I wish my girlfriend was twins.

granted but twins with an old hag

I wish I had a better PC

Granted but in exchange for your limbs.

I wish I'd find a job soon.