May 16 2012, 09:18 AM
May 16 2012, 10:00 AM
please do not try to double post 
there's a modify button for a reason ^^
there's a modify button for a reason ^^May 16 2012, 06:01 PM
I had a dream last night where I was walking around the cloud forest in ecuador and it was really trippy and enjoyable. Then a fucking huge spider looking thing jumped on my face and I couldn't get it off. Then I felt a tail around my neck and I realized it was a friggin facehugger from Alien. big FML moment
Jun 16 2012, 11:38 PM
I'm drinking, and it's 4 PM... FML
Jun 16 2012, 11:39 PM
I have to read posts by Ru after he's been drinking..... FML :
Jun 17 2012, 07:42 AM
My stories pretty short, I was on skype with my girlfriend with my itouch. I told her I would be right back that I'd be getting food from the kitchen. I pressed mute but I must've pressed it again by accident when I set it down on the bathroom counter. Long story short she heard me take a dump... ???
Jun 18 2012, 12:50 AM
NOT FOR PPL UNDER 18!!!
SO me and my fuck buddy , you know we were doing the usual , having sex. Hence the name. And so yeah. she looked at me and shes like we should do like in the pornos.. So im like : dafuq do you mean. She said :cum in my face.. So i'm like alright.. So i'm about to let it go when she turns around , I close my eyes and imagine this awesome scene. Like best moment of my life kinda moment. And when I opened my eyes. I looked at her. The looked at my penis and looked at her again. I realised I still had the condom on. FML MOMENT TO ITS HARDEST!
SO me and my fuck buddy , you know we were doing the usual , having sex. Hence the name. And so yeah. she looked at me and shes like we should do like in the pornos.. So im like : dafuq do you mean. She said :cum in my face.. So i'm like alright.. So i'm about to let it go when she turns around , I close my eyes and imagine this awesome scene. Like best moment of my life kinda moment. And when I opened my eyes. I looked at her. The looked at my penis and looked at her again. I realised I still had the condom on. FML MOMENT TO ITS HARDEST!
Jun 18 2012, 01:03 AM
She likes to do it like it's in porn ha...
Jun 18 2012, 06:22 AM
V3NOMPR0D1GY Wrote:NOT FOR PPL UNDER 18!!!
SO me and my fuck buddy , you know we were doing the usual , having sex. Hence the name. And so yeah. she looked at me and shes like we should do like in the pornos.. So im like : dafuq do you mean. She said :cum in my face.. So i'm like alright.. So i'm about to let it go when she turns around , I close my eyes and imagine this awesome scene. Like best moment of my life kinda moment. And when I opened my eyes. I looked at her. The looked at my penis and looked at her again. I realised I still had the condom on. FML MOMENT TO ITS HARDEST!
LMAO! dude you fucking failed. hahaha
Jun 18 2012, 08:12 AM
V3NOMPR0D1GY Wrote:NOT FOR PPL UNDER 18!!!
SO me and my fuck buddy , you know we were doing the usual , having sex. Hence the name. And so yeah. she looked at me and shes like we should do like in the pornos.. So im like : dafuq do you mean. She said :cum in my face.. So i'm like alright.. So i'm about to let it go when she turns around , I close my eyes and imagine this awesome scene. Like best moment of my life kinda moment. And when I opened my eyes. I looked at her. The looked at my penis and looked at her again. I realised I still had the condom on. FML MOMENT TO ITS HARDEST!
That I actually frequent the same website and game as you..... FML