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RE: Corrupt a Wish - cucubelu - Jun 19 2013

Moriarty, post: 95699, member: 9168 Wrote:Granted, comes with aids.

I wish my cat could talk.
Granted, your cat is actually a witch that places a curse upon you that makes you a Canadian.

I wish that I could speak all languages of the world.

RE: Corrupt a Wish - Moriarty - Jun 19 2013

cucubelu, post: 95700, member: 15378 Wrote:Granted, your cat is actually a witch that places a curse upon you that makes you a Canadian.

I wish that I could speak all languages of the world.

Granted, your brain went boom and shit's all over the place...

I wish my balls were of the size of big balloons , like those with commercials or logos on them, so I could roll on them on the street instead of walking on foot.
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RE: Corrupt a Wish - ceddeeoo - Jun 19 2013

granted, but you grow a tumor and you die a virgin at age 32

i wish we could go out far enough in space in a short amount of time to meet extraterrestrial life

RE: Corrupt a Wish - Spartacus - Jun 19 2013

ceddeeoo, post: 95705, member: 9052 Wrote:granted, but you grow a tumor and you die a virgin at age 32

i wish we could go out far enough in space in a short amount of time to meet extraterrestrial life


Granted, but they anal probe you daily when you meet them.

I wish I had computer literacy of Steve Jobs, Mark Zuckerberg and Bison combined.

RE: Corrupt a Wish - cucubelu - Jun 19 2013

Spartacus, post: 95710, member: 1060 Wrote:Granted, but they anal probe you daily when you meet them.

I wish I had computer literacy of Steve Jobs, Mark Zuckerberg and Bison combined.
Granted, but you will be a quadriplegic for the remainder of your life.

I wish they would never have started this thread! Sad

RE: Corrupt a Wish - Lieutenant Josh - Jun 19 2013

Granted, I Kill Threads.

RE: Corrupt a Wish - Fuzzy Izzie - Jun 19 2013

Wish granted, until dat fuzzy bear revives it.

I wish I had Moderator rights to demote Josh to something sexier like Private Josh, Court-Martialed Josh, or RIP Josh, or Lets Have some kids Josh, or Fuck me in the ear Josh.

RE: Corrupt a Wish - Moriarty - Jun 19 2013

Granted, but moderator rights accidentally went to me and now you like Josh even more.

I wish alcohol was being sold after 2am in California... (the time: 2:07 AM)

RE: Corrupt a Wish - M. Bison - Jun 19 2013

Granted, but they are actually selling you rubbing alcohol and dirty water. (lol@Operation Swill)

I wish people would stop cheating on CS:S. :mad:

RE: Corrupt a Wish - Moriarty - Jun 19 2013

M. Bison, post: 95736, member: 359 Wrote:Granted, but they are actually selling you rubbing alcohol and dirty water. (lol@Operation Swill)

I wish people would stop cheating on CS:S. :mad:

Granted:
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I wish my laptop had a self revivable screen so that when I rage I could punch it and it would autofix for the next round...