YO WHATS UP MOTHERFUCKERS YOU WANNA TALK SHIT ABOUT PHONES? CHECK MY FUCKING PHONE OUT OH MY GOD THIS PHONES THE MOST BOSS PIECE OF KIT ON THE FUCKING PLANET!!!!!
THATS RIGHT FUCKERS THAT'S A HTC TYTN 2 OR AS IT'S CALLED IN AMERICA THE MOTHERFUCKING HTC
KAISER. ITS GOT A FUCKING TOUCH SCREEN ITS GOT SOME FUCKING BUTTON ON THE SIDE THAT DOESNT WORK. HOLY SHIT IT'S GOT A CAMERA ON THE FRONT! HOW MANY MEGA FUCKING PIXELS IS THAT? NONE! BECAUSE IT DOESNT FUCKING WORK THATS WHY! ITS A FUCKING BRICK IS IT? WELL FUCK YOU!
THATS RIGHT! THIS SHIT FUCKING SLIDES OUT TO REVEAL SOME PIECE OF SHIT QWERTY KEYBOARD!!!! WANT TO WRITE AN EMAIL? KNOCK YOURSELF THE FUCK OUT! WANT TO WRITE A TEXT? TOUGH SHIT BECAUSE THE FUCKING "R" KEY DOESN'T WORK SO YOU CANT EVEN TYPE SHIT LIKE "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" OR "HELP ME IM ON FIRE". NOT SATISFIED YET? IT COMES WITH ALL THIS SHIT TOO!
DID IT ACTUALLY COME WITH THAT SHIT? NO OF COURSE IT FUCKING DIDNT!!! YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE I BOUGHT IT OFF SOME FUCKING CHINESE MAN AT A MARKET AND IT COST ME TWENTY FUCKING POUNDS! THAT'S LIKE 50 DOLLARS OR SOME SHIT!!! WHAT OS DOES IT COME WITH? I DONT KNOW BECAUSE IT WAS FUCKING CRACKED AND HAD SOME ANDROID OS THAT DIDNT EVEN WORK SO I ROOTED IT BACK AND NOW IT RUNS WINDOWS MOBILE 5.1 OR SOME CRAP LIKE THAT. DO I CARE? NO BECAUSE I DONT EVEN USE MY PHONE!!!
If you read this, you suck.