In case any of you didn't know, I'm pretty shameless and have no problem with utilizing terrible pickup lines in real life. Therefore, I'd like to take this opportunity to ask you all for your favorite pickup lines. I will try out the ones I like the best and probably post the results (NSFW pics? Are those allowed on here? Maybe just stories then)

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haha. I never use pickup lines, they're really dumb. but here is one:


Is that a mirror I see in your pocket ? cause i can see myself in your pants

I bet you 100 dollars that you're gonna turn me down.

I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.

If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?


And the classic: you're so fine that I'd eat your shit just to see where it came from.


Haven't heard a pick-up line that isn't lame.

I love the CS:S pickup lines...

"Omg your voice is amazing...wanna hook up?"

"Hey, check out my kdr. Yeah, that's right. I'm awesome. Here's my number."

There are more but I'd have to scan all the chat logs...pretty funny stuff tho. Lol

"Hey, check out my kdr. Yeah, that's right. I'm awesome. Here's my number."

ahahaha

I love the CS:S pickup lines...

"Omg your voice is amazing...wanna hook up?"

I'm guilty of that one myself There's something about a calming female voice in a bloody mess that screams attractiveness...
There are two types of guys in this world: Those who agree with what I just said, and dirty fucking liars.

[Spartacus]

Saw this on Reddit.

"What material do you think this is made of?" *points to shirt sleeve*



"cotton? I don't know"


"Boyfriend material"

Best pick up line works 60% of the time depending how much of a troll you look like. PS Virgins dont try this.


Walk up to a girl and say: Excuse me.


Girl: Yes?


You: Show me your fuck hole!


Girl: Looks you up and down..... Ok, *panties hit the floor*

I love the CS:S pickup lines...

"Omg your voice is amazing...wanna hook up?"

I'm guilty of that one myself There's something about a calming female voice in a bloody mess that screams attractiveness...
There are two types of guys in this world: Those who agree with what I just said, and dirty fucking liars.

Yeah, it really depends on the voice of the female though, imagine Fran Drescher's voice.

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