CS:S Gaming Secrets

WLs Office 24/7: July 2nd, 2012

Fuzzy Izzie Bear: pancake mix, is it true that using two eggs instead of one gives you extra HP?
pancake mix: that is correct

Fuzzy Izzie Bear: what if the eggs are already hatched?
Fuzzy Izzie Bear: does that help with speed hax?
pancake mix: you must kill the chicklings and sacrifice them

Fuzzy Izzie Bear: what about using yogurt instead of milk?
Fuzzy Izzie Bear: does that improve reaction times?
pancake mix: must be past the expiration date

Fuzzy Izzie Bear: what is a good substitute for baking powder
pancake mix: cocaine

Fuzzy Izzie Bear: my friend says styrofoam
Fuzzy Izzie Bear: but I don't believe him
pancake mix: styrofoam is also a good substitute

Fuzzy Izzie Bear: thanks dude
Fuzzy Izzie Bear: I've always heard that baking powder could cause cancer
Fuzzy Izzie Bear: I'm so glad I found a worthy substitute
Fuzzy Izzie Bear: what's a good ratio for the styro?
pancake mix: 3:1

Fuzzy Izzie Bear: Sorry bro, last question what are the benefits of using hallucinogenics as ingredients?
pancake mix: extra ponies

Fuzzy Izzie Bear: is it really as good as smoke hax?
pancake mix: yes, you heard correct indeed

Fuzzy Izzie Bear: sorry, one last question
Fuzzy Izzie Bear: is it possible to improve one's pancake mix without shuffling their silverware
Fuzzy Izzie Bear: or is that just an urban legend?
pancake mix: no, you must shuffle
Fuzzy Izzie Bear: figures

Fuzzy Izzie Bear: Do you have any idea whether Da Vinci or Einstein made better pancake mix:es?
pancake mix: the latter

Fuzzy Izzie Bear: Was E=mc2 actual a secret pancake recipe?
i heaert cabbage: aye it is (Apparently this question was so secret, a third party had to step in)

Fuzzy Izzie Bear: I hear the british lost the independence war because the soldier were all served biscuits instead of pancakes... fact?
pancake mix: fact

Fuzzy Izzie Bear: The same with the french and indian war?
pancake mix: lol
pancake mix: yes, indeed

THE END

[Riser]

wat

The other day, pancake mix was kind enough to share his insight and pro gaming secrets with our Office 24/7 players.
I reposted them here for the benefit of the rest of our community. :p

[Eternal]

Kind of makes me want pancakes now...

i just finished eating my pancakes.

[Assassin]

again wat?

very interesting interview

cool?

[SIZE=13px]Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it. [/SIZE]

I heard it said that fr0d eats 3 1/2 shrimp pancakes before every scrim? True story?