Hey guys, post your favorite quote here.

'Be the change you want to see in the world'- Gandhi

Hmm, hard to choose one. But this is one of my favorites: (from Pensées, Blaise Pascal)

"L'homme n'est qu'un roseau, le plus faible de la nature; mais c'est un roseau pensant. Il ne faut pas que l’univers entier s’arme pour l’écraser : une vapeur, une goutte d’eau suffit pour le tuer. Mais quand l’univers l’écraserait, l’homme serait encore plus noble que ce qui le tue, parce qu’il sait qu’il meurt, et l’avantage que l’univers a sur lui, l’univers n’en sait rien."


Translation:

"Man is but a reed, the most feeble thing in nature; but he is a thinking reed. The entire universe need not arm itself to crush him. A vapour, a drop of water suffices to kill him. But, if the universe were to crush him, man would still be more noble than that which killed him, because he knows that he dies and the advantage which the universe has over him; the universe knows nothing of this."

[Anubis]

"there is no spoone" - The Matricks

"Where do whores go?"

[SIZE=13px]"You're about as useful as a one-legged man in an arse kicking contest" - Rowan Atkinson[/SIZE]

[SIZE=13px]"You're about as useful as a one-legged man in an arse kicking contest"[/SIZE]

Blackadder?

Blackadder?

Looks like someone knows his classics :p! Rowan Atkinson like a baws!

Hey How about posting quotes you like instead of just one?

"When Johann Sebastian Bach was on his deathbed, he heard his son at the piano playing one of his pieces. The boy stopped before he got to the end. The dying man jumped out of his bed, ran straight to the piano, and finished it. Couldn’t cope with an unfinished melody."
Sherlock


"The death of one man is a tragedy. The death of millions is a statistic."
Joseph Stalin

Hmm lemme think.
"politicians are all the same, they promise to build a bridge even when there is not river"-Soviet Premier Khrushchev.
The Reason, IN Soviet Russia Politicians Build Rivers.