A new broom came out, it is sweeping the nation!

Did you hear about the guy who has no left side, he is all right now!

The small fortuneteller who escaped from prison is a small medium at large!

A hole has been found in the nudist beach fence, the police are looking into it!

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana!

Women's RIGHTS!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOL!

(My wife slapped me after she read that one)