I'll start with mine.

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The Bear
by Yuuk

When the bear is gone
the server is prone.
I don't know why I'm sad
and maybe a little bit mad

You know how the times were
I remember the kill death ratio swell
The beautiful smee tower ladder drops
gotta give them P90-flashbang props

Now the bear is absent
They used to call him god-sent
Now everyone repent
because the bear can't come on; he just can't

People call him the admin
but now the fuzzy is no more
people never saw it comin,
Now that bear--it's just a lore.

When the bear is gone
the fun is prone.
he's never coming; he's done.
and damn I'm stoned.

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I think Fuzzy Izzie is getting a life ;D