[henry]

lets be real, become a pimp, get a bunch of hookers, you know what I'm sayin?
then make one of them your bottom bi.tch, you know what I'm sayin?
then send them off to work the streets. you know what I'm sayin?
if any of them give you a problem just pimp slap that b.itch back into her corner, know what I'm sayin?

also make sure you dont get caught, and go to every pimp convention around.

.... here is my two cents. (a little bit of communism, but you'll like it)


Step 1. Learn Russian!
Step 2. Name your clan ruplayer.
Step 3. Change your name to ruplayer.
Step 4. Apply for direct deposit to my checking account at work.
Step 5. Make sure your wife, sisters/brothers complete Steps (1-4)
Step 6. Name your kids ruplayers, if you don't have kids - go make some!
Step 7. Sell all valuable property(you know what to do with cash)
Step 8. Recruit for some more ruplayers.
Step 9. Stop playing videogames, go earn some more $$$ for ruplayer.
Step 10. Don't ever question Steps 1-9, and enjoy your life, it's ruplayer's too.

hide yo kids, hide yo wife