Mr Rival deserves credit for being a nice guy, possessing an admirable code of morality, and being a great admin. Also he has as English accent, and that's always a plus. We as a community need to encourage him to say more words (and of course this would essentially be for our own enjoyment [oh, and it would be preferable if the words were humourous). I heartily endorse such a notion, and am willing to invest my time and effort to endevour beyond the call of duty, past the iron gates of harassment (not really), and behind the veil of hilarity (which consequently highlights the ambiguous paradox of life itself)

The following period of time has been compassionately allocated for the reader to attempt to decipher wtf half of what I have written is supposed to mean.

Simply put: Rival is awesome

Hoorah.