So yeah, finally hit 1,000 posts.

I'd just like to thank everyone for reading everything I have ever written. I know I am a huge inspiration to literally every single member of this forum, so I'd like to say that maybe one day, if you work hard enough and knuckle down, you could be as awesome as me.

Having said that, I'd like to list a few things that the root admins could give me for being so awesome and getting 1,000 posts :

- Give me 1,000 credits.
- Take away Bahs credits. All of them.
- A voice chat with Bison for 20 minutes.
- The ability to pick one player and force them to only be able to use a knife on the servers for one week.
- Get someone to be my personal bitch for a week (probably Bah).
- Have Kid Rocks "Bawitdaba" playing whenever I enter a server for a week.
- Put god mode on me in the servers for a week.
- Make someone bind all his keys to +jump for a week (probably Bah).
- Make this day "Official Rival Day", and celebrate it every month.

You have to pick one at least, it's only fair