My response to any light hearted plight for more admin/become an admin is: 

where are they?  As in the demos of hackers that are becoming a nuisance. 

You obviously care about the server so why not post legitimate demos of hackers/spammers/etc?  It takes about the same amount of time.  It also lets us see if you actually know what your talking about.

It is too easy to post a demo.  That is what I would do before I was admin.