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Edited Version For those Who commented. (Bah, Joker, Tron, }{@k@p  )

Let's start with the worst
assassins his name
he fails so hard
he puts warlords to shame

and then we have rival
who smokes so much pot
If you ask for his name
he'll say he forgot.

jaycat plays here
with junior his son,
who beats him at scrims
where we all have fun

bananaman
with his name oh so long
I'd make him forget it
with a game or beer pong

leaky, Anubis and Matt
Tend to lurk
no-one knows why
but I think it's to work

Spartan and Spartacus
have they ever fought?
they're one and he same
at least that's what I thought

then there is silly
...
...
I like him.. (not really)

when applying for Admin
You enter a lotto
Controlled by ispy
And -DENIED- is his motto

Drunk killer with his credits
So goddamn rich
Right behind bison
Clearly a snitch

Joker8baller, never played with him
Nearly impossible but true
Though I'd probably won
Like I always do

Hostage went missing
And riser appeared
Office and scrim server
With a deagle he's geared

Ruplayer and macka
Russian they are
So I'll try it in Russian
Водка, которую я пью и лев, говорит RAWR

It seems I forgot,
A player named tron
It's probably cause
he's never on

Turns out that Joker
Is The Raging Bro
Dude, believe me
I didn't know.

Bah, oh god,
Really I must?
Your skills I question,
with a sprinkle of trust

}{@K@P
Wtf is your name?
That doesn't sound Russian
It just looks insane.

Finally bison,
Who sits here all day
Is probably old
With hair very gray

A mysterious man
Yes bison he is
All of warlords knows
That the servers are his

Bison you slut
You hussy, you whore
Y u so secret?
Please tell us more

So many players
I may have forgot
Comment below
It will not be for naught.