[_RemiX]

Think you have what it takes to be a rap king? Let see what you got.

Gimme the mic so I can take it away
Got more lines than the welfare office
Are you upset you'll never be as clever as this?
Spreadin' quicker than your mom, have a feel but don't cop it
Yea I stole your beat but that's cause you dropped it
Crude as oil, unrefined but slick
I'm gonna get you from behind like a gay convict
Cause my name ain't Quasimodo but I still got a hunch
That like the Jim Jones cult I'll take you out with one punch
You're Spiro Agnew and I'm the Dick you answer to
Your sweating like a watermelon at a Baptist bar-b-cue
Sneaking up like celery yeah I'm stalking
I squeak like Stephen Hawkins yeah but I'm walkin'
Nose to ground so this Bloodhound will sniff and follow it
I hope you choke on your pride when I make you swallow it
Screaming like a Mimi when you see me coming near you
Like a Kenny Loggins' record no one's ever gonna to hear you
Like a game of hide and seek it's all over if I see ya
Cause your yellower than tinkle and you'll be running like diarrhea