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Some dude calling to escort services:

-hello, I want to have some girl but I have a little problem, I'm ashamed, not sure if it will work out.
Operator: why, what is your problem sir?
-I'm disabled, I don't have hands.
Operator: oh, I'm sorry, well at least you have your legs.
-No, I don't have them either.
.............30 sec silence
Operator: what about your, you know, penis?
-Oh, it's alright! How do you think I dialed your phone number?!
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Dude my girl and I lold so hard to this. ROFLMAO!