Jun 13 2012, 03:12 PM
Inspired by a thread for another game...
Here's a starting 20. Feel free to add as inspired...
[size=120]1000 Clues You Play Counter Strike Source Too Much[/size]
01. You've completed all the Counter Strike Source Achievements.
02. More than once.
03. You can buy everything off the buy menu without ever glancing at your screen.
04. You have custom buy binds.
05. Jumping with your spacebar feels awkward.
06. You know the names and play styles of all the bots in the higher difficulties.
07. Though it's close, you'd usually prefer Zed to Kyle, and Adrian over Ian.
08. You've called in sick to play Counter Strike before.
09. You've had to call in sick because you played too much Counter Strike.
10. You felt guilty when you saw the topic of this thread.
11. You're trying to persuade yourself that you didn't feel guilty when you saw this title.
12. You spend more time chatting with Counter Strike friends than you do your significant other.
13. You play Counter Strike with your significant other.
14. You have no significant other.
15. You've designed your own CS maps.
16. You have a personal list of team stackers you absolutely cannot stand.
17. You can't help but feel a twinge of satisfaction when you see terrorists running around with AK47s on TV.
18. If a friend offered to buy you a handgun as a gift, you'd take absolutely any pistol over a glock.
19. You probably wouldn't keep a UMP, even if it was given to you.
20. Your browser suggests you make http://www.war-lords.net your homepage.
Here's a starting 20. Feel free to add as inspired...
[size=120]1000 Clues You Play Counter Strike Source Too Much[/size]
01. You've completed all the Counter Strike Source Achievements.
02. More than once.
03. You can buy everything off the buy menu without ever glancing at your screen.
04. You have custom buy binds.
05. Jumping with your spacebar feels awkward.
06. You know the names and play styles of all the bots in the higher difficulties.
07. Though it's close, you'd usually prefer Zed to Kyle, and Adrian over Ian.
08. You've called in sick to play Counter Strike before.
09. You've had to call in sick because you played too much Counter Strike.
10. You felt guilty when you saw the topic of this thread.
11. You're trying to persuade yourself that you didn't feel guilty when you saw this title.
12. You spend more time chatting with Counter Strike friends than you do your significant other.
13. You play Counter Strike with your significant other.
14. You have no significant other.
15. You've designed your own CS maps.
16. You have a personal list of team stackers you absolutely cannot stand.
17. You can't help but feel a twinge of satisfaction when you see terrorists running around with AK47s on TV.
18. If a friend offered to buy you a handgun as a gift, you'd take absolutely any pistol over a glock.
19. You probably wouldn't keep a UMP, even if it was given to you.
20. Your browser suggests you make http://www.war-lords.net your homepage.
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George, Of The Jungle Jun 29, 2012:
Is this the profile of a bear?? Hmm, I didn't know bears were capable of playing css. Don't they break the keyboard with their massive paws? This is very peculiar and requires further investigation. If this is true, no one knows what kind of risks this might hold. They might electrocute themselves, maybe they become addicted to the game causing them to neglect their parental tasks. What must become of their offspring?
I will select a team consisting of the world's foremost scientists that will go about this scientific quest in the uttermost professional manner. This taskforce will carry the name "CANBURZREALLYPLAYCOUWNTERTRIKE - HUHWHUT????". I trust upon these men a task of huge importance, the fate of bearkind may depend on it. Godspeed men, Godspeed!