101. You sell private classes for $10/hr. Soooo cheap.
102. You get SMACed before you sold even 1 hour of your time.
103. You talk about dicks on forums, and gay.
104. You get VACed for thinking Russian servers are unsecured.
105. You implore useful smokes.
106. No wait... you implement useful smokes.
107. You realize that life isn't a bitch, reload is.
108. You are 18 and older, you first played this when you were like 8.
109. Useful smokes don't get you a job.
110. You pray for one deag.