Jun 29 2012, 08:06 AM
I once wrote an API for clever bot then linked it to libpurple/aim to use as my 'away' messages. Much lols. It's actually pretty good. It's grammar is about comparable to your own, as it is trained from user input.
"Most people think time is like a river, that flows swift and sure in one direction. But I have seen the face of time, and I can tell you, they are wrong. Time is an ocean in a storm."