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Mitt Romney or Barack Obama
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As much as I would not like to admit it, I would prefer to not pay for anyone's bill outside of my own family; but as one of the oh-so-embraced ideals in this country: "Life, Liberty & the pursuit of Happiness", Life is just part of our ideals. Whether it be me, the individual with health insurance, the homeless person who doesn't have the means or mental well being to obtain health insurance, or anyone who doesn't want or believe they need health insurance, we embrace life. Also, if you get health insurance, I believe I will pay less at the doctor per visit because I don't have to make up for you when you (_RemiX) pay the ER a visit without insurance. Pretty much the law doesn't benefit people without health insurance directly, but it benefits those with health insurance.

Ask yourself a string of logical yes or no questions:
Do I go outside? (If you answer "Yes" you are a good candidate for health insurance because you may develop a pathogen related illness that you would likely die from if untreated with antibiotics like: pneumonia, hepatitis, swine & avian strings of influenza a.k.a. the flu, west nile virus, etc.)
Do I eat? (If you answer "Yes" you are a good candidate for health insurance because there are no dietary restrictions on how much one may consume, therefore, you may develop cardiac & GI related illnesses, including, but not limited to, myocardial infarction a.k.a. a heart attack, CHF congestive heart failure, IDDM (Insulin dependent diabetes), colon cancer, stomach ulcers, etc.)
Do I smoke tobacco? (If you answer "Yes", you are an excellent candidate for health insurance. This one is pretty obvious, but, if you didn't already know, smoking may cause: lung cancer, COPD chronic obstructive pulmonary disease, etc.)
Do I drink more than 1 serving of alcohol in any 24 hour period? (If you answer "Yes", same as before, liver & GI related, possible physical harm for yourself and others, very likely minor brain damage, birth defects for the children of pregnant women, etc.)
Do I drive? (If you answer "Yes" this one makes you a good candidate for health insurance. Although you may be a perfect driver, there are people in this country who suck at driving and the average driver gets in multiple automotive accidents in his lifetime of driving. Those of you who speed over the speed limit are very good candidates. Those of you who compound driving with: drinking, texting, eating, or receiving road head are excellent candidates for health insurance.)
Do I have sex? Be honest... (If you answer "Yes" you are a very good candidate for health insurance, you may develop a string of VD/STD's such as: herpes, HIV/AIDS, syphilis, or if you're super dense, be a father soon.)
Do I masturbate? (If you answer "Yes" you are a good candidate for health insurance as you may develop prostate cancer one day)
Do I have sex? (Females only) (If you answer "Yes" you are an excellent candidate for health insurance. We really prefer you don't have children until you're ready, as we the population of the world, will never be ready, so go buy birth control and help save the world.)

These questions exclude unlikely, but possible reasons to get health insurance such as: Natural disasters, terrorist attacks, random encounters with bullets in mass shootings, appendicitis, over-emotional teenagers, environmental pollution, living within the fallout zone of a nuclear reactor, getting hit with space junk, watching a Twilight movie or listening to a Justin Bieber song, etc.

Now, will you as an individual ever visit the ER one day? Maybe, I don't know. I know I have already visited the ER a few times for pneumonia & broken bones. Hopefully I won't go again, and I hope you never have to go but I am not ruling either one of those possibilities out.
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Messages In This Thread
Mitt Romney or Barack Obama - by Neo//._. - Jul 30 2012, 07:34 AM
RE: Mitt Romney or Barack Obama - by joker8baller - Jul 30 2012, 07:37 AM
RE: Mitt Romney or Barack Obama - by Moriarty - Jul 30 2012, 07:47 AM
RE: Mitt Romney or Barack Obama - by Hostage - Jul 30 2012, 08:08 AM
RE: Mitt Romney or Barack Obama - by silly - Jul 30 2012, 09:53 AM
RE: Mitt Romney or Barack Obama - by silly - Jul 30 2012, 11:08 AM
RE: Mitt Romney or Barack Obama - by Hostage - Jul 30 2012, 04:17 PM
RE: Mitt Romney or Barack Obama - by _RemiX - Jul 30 2012, 05:40 PM
RE: Mitt Romney or Barack Obama - by Moriarty - Jul 30 2012, 06:48 PM
RE: Mitt Romney or Barack Obama - by Platform - Jul 30 2012, 08:17 PM
RE: Mitt Romney or Barack Obama - by Darkanthrax - Jul 30 2012, 08:45 PM
RE: Mitt Romney or Barack Obama - by joker8baller - Jul 30 2012, 08:58 PM
RE: Mitt Romney or Barack Obama - by Hostage - Jul 30 2012, 08:59 PM
RE: Mitt Romney or Barack Obama - by Darkanthrax - Jul 30 2012, 09:05 PM
RE: Mitt Romney or Barack Obama - by _RemiX - Jul 30 2012, 09:25 PM
RE: Mitt Romney or Barack Obama - by Darkanthrax - Jul 31 2012, 05:15 AM
RE: Mitt Romney or Barack Obama - by Darkanthrax - Aug 08 2012, 11:40 PM
RE: Mitt Romney or Barack Obama - by viLLain - Aug 09 2012, 01:26 AM
RE: Mitt Romney or Barack Obama - by _Redirect_ - Aug 09 2012, 03:22 AM
RE: Mitt Romney or Barack Obama - by Cortex - Aug 09 2012, 04:28 AM
RE: Mitt Romney or Barack Obama - by _RemiX - Aug 09 2012, 06:45 AM

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