350. Dont try to be a pro, you know you suck.
351. Dont play for fun, play for points. (or deaths?)
352. If someone asks you to stop, keep it going!
353. Dont play more than 23:59:59:99999999999 (hours/minutes/secs/thousandths) per day.
354. Dont waste time taking shower, because when you get back to your room, you know it stinks.
355. Skip school, tell your mom you were sick just to play a little bit more.
356. when you're the last survival in game, just end it up quick by typing "Kill" in console (Dont share with everyone though)
357. Play the game without rules, you're not even good enough to complete the objective.
358. ALWAYS read this as your "Warm up time".