[Spartacus]

He scrawled at a picture of a French girl in a bikini....

"Like that, Harry?" he asked.

"Like what?"

"That girl there."

"That's not a girl. That's a piece of paper."

"Looks like a girl to me." Fred Rosewater leered.

"Then you're easily fooled," said Harry. "It's done with ink on a piece of paper. That girl isn't lying there on the counter. She's thousands of miles away, doesn't even know we're alive. If this was a real girl, all I'd have to do for a living would be to stay home and cut out pictures of big fish."

- 'God Bless You Mr. Rosewater' by Kurt Vonnegut Jr.