Jun 18 2013, 04:38 PM
Granted. However, you soon develop a rare case of Alzheimer's that causes you to constantly blank out and forget strats, objectives, and even what team you're on ingame, making you the most spacy and useless good player in counter strike history.
I wish I could hang out with my old buddy George of the Jungle and meet his hot wife, Ursula.
I wish I could hang out with my old buddy George of the Jungle and meet his hot wife, Ursula.
George, Of The Jungle Jun 29, 2012:
Is this the profile of a bear?? Hmm, I didn't know bears were capable of playing css. Don't they break the keyboard with their massive paws? This is very peculiar and requires further investigation. If this is true, no one knows what kind of risks this might hold. They might electrocute themselves, maybe they become addicted to the game causing them to neglect their parental tasks. What must become of their offspring?
I will select a team consisting of the world's foremost scientists that will go about this scientific quest in the uttermost professional manner. This taskforce will carry the name "CANBURZREALLYPLAYCOUWNTERTRIKE - HUHWHUT????". I trust upon these men a task of huge importance, the fate of bearkind may depend on it. Godspeed men, Godspeed!