Hedge, post: 97755, member: 16923 Wrote:I smell trolls in the air.

Maybe that's just my indica

More likely your stupidity.

Hedge, post: 97709, member: 16923 Wrote:I kicked a bitch out my apartment, she wasnt on the lease and she never stayed there before, her bedframe was in my apartment, so i threw it out the window.

The bitch calls the cops and tries to get them to get in my apartment without a warrant, so I politely obliged with my .45 in my hand, and the cop had the nerve to UNSCREW my peephole and look inside my apartment and see that I had a gun in my hand if they broke in. So he calls his fruity little back up, and they come all cased up with UMP's ready to have a shoot out old school style with me.

WHAT A WONDERFUL WOOOOOORLD.

I didn't violate any right that I had what so ever, the mother fuckers had no right to be there and no warrant. GG Police officer's, Thanks for unscrewing my peephole and invading my privacy.

Good story, John McClane.