You are clueless, puerile, abusive, socially-retarded, flagrant, self-destructive, abrasive, poisonous, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, stifling, uncaring, plant grade, dim, crazy, weird, dystrophic, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, Byzantine, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrously, contemptible, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, and generally not good.

And now the real question... Which David was I calling out?