-Name in game: ROOЯ
-Steam id: STEAM_0:1:123750
-Age: 19
-Steam Groups you're in(if any, no benefits).: too many to count but have no loyalty to any of them and if any are conflicting i can leave.
-Why Night Watch: Always play in 24/7 office and notice a lot of Night Watch always friendly players and seem to be a close group of players and i would like to be apart of it aswell as improve on my playing abilities.
-About yourself: Name: Matt, currently unemployed do nothing besides CSS and manga. Like to have a good time joke around and a very calm person also loyal. (not much to say really if you have any questions just ask.)

Good luck with your application! The evaluation process might take couple days, so keep in touch.

Thanks for applying for NW.

Questions from a Burr:

Q1. Salmon sushi or smoked salmon?

Q2. What is the name of George of the Jungle's hot wife?

Q3. Have you ever seen a wild burr in its habitat?

Q4. If you could suddenly troll as effectively as ruplayer or awp as fast as cucubelu, which you choose?

Q5. If Justin Bieber and Nicki Minaj were both drowning in a pool and you only had enough time to save one, what kind of sandwich would you make? Elaborate.

REAL Questions from a Burr:

Q1. Salmon salmon or Salmonish salmon?

Q2. When did a REAL Burr make a not-very-beary George think he has a wife?

Q3. Have you seen a REAL Burr dry hump a stump?

Q4. If you could bearly use a keyboard would you still bearly use it or could you not bear the confusion?

Q5. Would you maul, drown, or maul AND drown Justin Beiber and Nicki Minaj?





Try that on for size Izzie Burr!






On a side note: what the hell is the deal with people being named Matt!?! Lol

Questions from a Burr:

Q1. Salmon sushi or smoked salmon?

Q2. What is the name of George of the Jungle's hot wife?

Q3. Have you ever seen a wild burr in its habitat?

Q4. If you could suddenly troll as effectively as ruplayer or awp as fast as cucubelu, which you choose?

Q5. If Justin Bieber and Nicki Minaj were both drowning in a pool and you only had enough time to save one, what kind of sandwich would you make? Elaborate.

I failed this one

Questions from a Burr:

Q1. Salmon sushi or smoked salmon?

Q2. What is the name of George of the Jungle's hot wife?

Q3. Have you ever seen a wild burr in its habitat?

Q4. If you could suddenly troll as effectively as ruplayer or awp as fast as cucubelu, which you choose?

Q5. If Justin Bieber and Nicki Minaj were both drowning in a pool and you only had enough time to save one, what kind of sandwich would you make? Elaborate.

1. Smoked Sushi.
2. Booze, she's french
3. Not only seen, been drinking with it...
4. I choose ruplayer, he is sexy.
5. The one with poison in it. Elaborate.

[_RemiX]

Good luck on your app

REAL Questions from a Burr:

Q1. Salmon salmon or Salmonish salmon?

Q2. When did a REAL Burr make a not-very-beary George think he has a wife?

Q3. Have you seen a REAL Burr dry hump a stump?

Q4. If you could bearly use a keyboard would you still bearly use it or could you not bear the confusion?

Q5. Would you maul, drown, or maul AND drown Justin Beiber and Nicki Minaj?

1. Salmonish Slamon
2. George is a she.
3. Only thing i have seen hump a stump is Spartacus on day 360 of no fapping.
4. I r Confuzzled.
5. I would Maul Nicki's ham wallet. Drown that Queer Beiber.

2: Ursula.

He's talking about the actual 'George of the jungle'. ^

[cucubelu]

2: Ursula.

He's talking about the actual 'George of the jungle'. ^

GEORGE IS BACK! Took you months to get back here you durty mon!

Good luck on your app, and you should hear back from one of us NW soon.