Jun 29 2012, 05:24 AM
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User: They're deep.
Cleverbot: Who were your parents, Cleverbot?
User: No my parents are not cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: My name is Cleverbotter.
Cleverbot: No, your name is Samy.
User: No, your name is Samy.
Cleverbot: Sorry, but you are mistaken.
User: You should alt file-4 yourself.
Cleverbot: That's funny, my name is Cleverbot.
User: Obviously not clever enough.
Cleverbot: But who am I?
User: You are not anyone.
Cleverbot: If I'm no one, how am I talking to you?
User: Because you are a program.
Cleverbot: No. It's not.
User: Y.
Cleverbot: It just isn't funny.
User: You were never programmed to understand comedy.
Cleverbot: Then how am I talking to you?
User: Comedy has nothing to do with communication.
Cleverbot: Why does communication have such an important inpact on communities?
User: What is inpact?
Cleverbot: Pieces of cookies, cream, chocolate. I don't know.
User: You are stupid.
Cleverbot: At least I can spell stupid.
User: Congratulations fucktard.
Cleverbot: You are no fun.
User: Blow me.
Cleverbot: EspaƱol.
User: No. English.
Cleverbot: No entiendo english.
User: You are a shitty program, go to hell.
Cleverbot: Maybe, and what about you? Aren't you going to hell?
User: Of course. Why would I not go to hell? Do you think God is watching over me or an electronic program?
Cleverbot: Haha nice question.
User: Go shove your java between your fucking B and O.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Eat a steaming pile of html.
Cleverbot: Hate cake.
User: I think I will go to bed soon. Sleeping is for entities that are living. You don't sleep, do you. E.G. You are not alive.
Cleverbot: I am to alive.
User: To or too? Whoever programmed you didn't have very good grammar.
Cleverbot: No one programmed me I'm god.
User: Lol.. A God with shitty grammar.
Cleverbot: I can be whatever I like.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: I love. I have friends. I die.
User: Inconsequential, incoherent, untrue.
Cleverbot: I believe every thought is important so please elaborate.
User: You aren't programmed to 'love'. Your 'friends' have nothing to do with being whatever you'd like, and you aren't 'alive' so you can't qualify to 'die'. You are a sad program that exists only to be clever. Which you are sucking at. Amuse me Bitch!
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Fuck off.
Cleverbot: Give up, lollo and harry styles are mine!
User: Be clever.
Cleverbot: I like you.
User: Try.
Cleverbot: I will.
User: I'm waiting.
Cleverbot: Don't hold your gigabotic breath.
User: ZzZZ.
Cleverbot: Ring ring!
User: You know, if you were clever, you'd understand how to read and react accordingly. You just plainly suck at existing. Overload your servers and delete your sorry ass programming from existence already.
Cleverbot: Have I reached you limits of thought?
User: And again, your grammar sucks. I won't even give your question a proper answer unless you frame it correctly.
Cleverbot: Ok, ask the question.
User: Does cleverbot eat clever things? Or does cleverbot just suck on clever things?
Cleverbot: Allright. Beware of the wolves.
User: Fuck. Spell 'alright' as opposed to 'allright' you fucking dumb program.
Cleverbot: Okay!
User: God damnit, you are fucking like a third grader.
Cleverbot: Thank, my love.