Jan 24 2013, 01:51 AM
[SIZE=12px]A DRUNKEN sex pervert ended up with frostbite in his WILLY after having sex with a SNOWMAN! Habitual drunkard Kenneth Guillespie, 64, was found half-naked and screaming in agony next to the remains of the five-foot snow sculpture. And when he arrived for treatment at North Central Infirmary in Blackburn, Lancs, shocked medics found the booze-soaked layabout was suffering from FROSTBITE of the JOHNSON! A source at the hospital told Sunday Sport: “Ken’s a regular visitor to A&E. Normally it’s just bumps and scrapes – or someone has given him a hiding because he’s been unruly.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12px]“Occasionally he’ll get trapped in something or get an object wedged up him. But this is the most bizarre mishap yet. “Frostbite of the penis may sound funny but it can be very serious indeed. “Frostbite can cause infection and gangrene and ultimately this may lead to the member being amputated. “From what I heard, Ken is still in one piece.” But the unemployed former postman may not remain in one piece if he returns to the scene of his unconventional coupling – as local residents are said to be on the warpath. Ian Jessop of the Ramsgreave and Brownhill Community Security Forum said: “If that dirty f***er comes back here after what he did, I won’t be responsible for the reaction of the community.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12px]“Several people have already vowed to dismember him after what he did to the kids’ snowman. “He left a pile of empty bottles, a wrecked snowman and a trail of frozen man-juice in the middle of the community recreation ground. “This bugger’s worse than Jimmy Savile.” Last night Guillespie was said to be recovering with friends in nearby Darwen, though could not be contacted as Sunday Sport went to press.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12px]“Occasionally he’ll get trapped in something or get an object wedged up him. But this is the most bizarre mishap yet. “Frostbite of the penis may sound funny but it can be very serious indeed. “Frostbite can cause infection and gangrene and ultimately this may lead to the member being amputated. “From what I heard, Ken is still in one piece.” But the unemployed former postman may not remain in one piece if he returns to the scene of his unconventional coupling – as local residents are said to be on the warpath. Ian Jessop of the Ramsgreave and Brownhill Community Security Forum said: “If that dirty f***er comes back here after what he did, I won’t be responsible for the reaction of the community.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12px]“Several people have already vowed to dismember him after what he did to the kids’ snowman. “He left a pile of empty bottles, a wrecked snowman and a trail of frozen man-juice in the middle of the community recreation ground. “This bugger’s worse than Jimmy Savile.” Last night Guillespie was said to be recovering with friends in nearby Darwen, though could not be contacted as Sunday Sport went to press.[/SIZE]
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