601. steal a century. cough Hostage cough
602. expecting a bullet drop
603. expecting a bullet velocity
604. expecting a realistic grenade explosion delay
605. expecting a right-click red dot zoom on your skinned M4A1 that has red dot
606. expecting your enemies to be blinded when you think the lazer dot is actually in the game
607. expecting a properly working vehicle
608. expecting everything to be working like battlefield 3 after not playing for 2 months
609. expecting cool knife takedowns like in BF3 when backstabbing
610. expecting rocket launcher in the css
611. expecting to have parachute when jumping from smee tower.

Lol Aling i remember playing that 1.6 map, its was royally confusing.

612. You keep thinking flashbangs are rockets.

613. When you leave your house through a smashed window.
614. When playing dodgeball at school, you scream "STICK TOGETHER TEAM".
615. You flashbang a public toilet, just in case someone is "squatting" in there.
616. You believe you can actually flashbang a public toilet irl.
617. When you call an elevator, you hide so you can ambush anyone inside.

618: You play CSS as a Terrorist on an airplane.

lol

619: You learn how to get into a house without waking any dog.

620. You own a deagle irl, and call it that.
621. You own other guns and call them by there name in CSS.

622 you brag about having a gun irl
623 you live in 'murica.
624 you are not old enough to own a gun
625 you really dont buy guns by yourself, but rather with your parent's money
626 mfw you own other guns like AWP and M4A1

627: You are Yuuki.
628: You cant play in MG because the wL map packs suck.
629: You aren't cosmo.
630: Gonnfs needs to practice on the dm a whole lot more.

631: You tell all your friends about the cool thing you did in Counter Strike last night