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A guide on how to suck at CS:S
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This is how you can suck in CS:S (easily)
1-First of all, you mustn't aim at your opponent. This can be done by aiming at something else like...the ground.
2-Next, do not buy any guns 'cos they are a waste of money.
3-Always buy flashbangs so you can flash your team, trust me it works.
4-When playing in the pub, make sure your ping is atleast 500 or higher.
5-If friendly fire is on, then utilize it to the maximum, by killin' your teammates.
6-If you have the bomb, DO NOT plant it.
7-If you see an enemy facing the opposite side, then go infront of him and stand. He'll know what to do.
8-NEVER defuse a bomb if your a CT 'cos bomb's are cool.
9-Make sure you have a crappy computer with the most disgusting specs.
10-And finally, never kill your oppenents 'cos they are people too  :'(

If you follow all these steps, you can really suck in CS:S
And remember "Practice makes a man perfect" so practise all these steps daily and be a master in the art of sucking (at CS:S).
Good luck and cheers  8)
I need to get a life.

Messages In This Thread
A guide on how to suck at CS:S - by rAnSaCk - Jul 23 2011, 10:31 AM
RE: A guide on how to suck at CS:S - by Dragon - Jul 23 2011, 11:45 AM
RE: A guide on how to suck at CS:S - by Knowpain - Jul 23 2011, 11:53 AM
RE: A guide on how to suck at CS:S - by Dre@m$ - Jul 23 2011, 12:08 PM
RE: A guide on how to suck at CS:S - by Bah - Jul 23 2011, 12:54 PM
RE: A guide on how to suck at CS:S - by Loks - Jul 23 2011, 02:55 PM
RE: A guide on how to suck at CS:S - by rAnSaCk - Jul 23 2011, 06:31 PM
RE: A guide on how to suck at CS:S - by M. Bison - Jul 23 2011, 08:06 PM
RE: A guide on how to suck at CS:S - by JackMonroe - Jul 23 2011, 08:14 PM
RE: A guide on how to suck at CS:S - by Loks - Jul 24 2011, 06:16 AM
RE: A guide on how to suck at CS:S - by Knowpain - Jul 24 2011, 06:31 AM
RE: A guide on how to suck at CS:S - by Dre@m$ - Jul 24 2011, 05:58 PM
RE: A guide on how to suck at CS:S - by LagAvenger - Jul 24 2011, 08:03 PM
RE: A guide on how to suck at CS:S - by xFerior - Jul 24 2011, 08:10 PM
RE: A guide on how to suck at CS:S - by Bah - Jul 24 2011, 09:16 PM
RE: A guide on how to suck at CS:S - by Dre@m$ - Jul 24 2011, 10:03 PM
RE: A guide on how to suck at CS:S - by Bah - Jul 24 2011, 11:59 PM
RE: A guide on how to suck at CS:S - by Dre@m$ - Jul 25 2011, 10:57 PM
RE: A guide on how to suck at CS:S - by tankbot - Jul 26 2011, 01:34 AM
RE: A guide on how to suck at CS:S - by mar_heave - Jul 27 2011, 04:24 PM
RE: A guide on how to suck at CS:S - by Knowpain - Jul 27 2011, 04:57 PM
RE: A guide on how to suck at CS:S - by mar_heave - Jul 29 2011, 10:30 AM

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