[Loks]

This is how you can suck in CS:S (easily)
1-First of all, you mustn't aim at your opponent. This can be done by aiming at something else like...the ground.
2-Next, do not buy any guns 'cos they are a waste of money.
3-Always buy flashbangs so you can flash your team, trust me it works.
4-When playing in the pub, make sure your ping is atleast 500 or higher.
5-If friendly fire is on, then utilize it to the maximum, by killin' your teammates.
6-If you have the bomb, DO NOT plant it.
7-If you see an enemy facing the opposite side, then go infront of him and stand. He'll know what to do.
8-NEVER defuse a bomb if your a CT 'cos bomb's are cool.
9-Make sure you have a crappy computer with the most disgusting specs.
10-And finally, never kill your oppenents 'cos they are people too  :'(

If you follow all these steps, you can really suck in CS:S
And remember "Practice makes a man perfect" so practise all these steps daily and be a master in the art of sucking (at CS:S).
Good luck and cheers  8)

You forgot to say always spray from long range!!