Feb 01 2012, 12:48 AM
If you've got a good joke, share it.
Here's one to get going.
So there's this old fella sitting out on his porch. He sees a young kid walking down the road with an armload of hot dogs. "Hey kid," yells the man, "what're you doing with all of those hot dogs?" "I'm gonna go catch me some dogs!" says the kid. Kid's gotta be nuts; however, a few hours later, the kid passes by with 15 dogs following him! The next day the old man sees the kid going by again with an armload of duct tape. "Hey kid," yells the man, "what're you doing now?" "I'm gonna go catch me some ducks!" Kid's gotta be batty. But again, hours later, he walks by with 20 ducks following him!
The next day the old man sees the kid with an armload of pussywillows. "Hey kid! Wait for me!"
Here's one to get going.
So there's this old fella sitting out on his porch. He sees a young kid walking down the road with an armload of hot dogs. "Hey kid," yells the man, "what're you doing with all of those hot dogs?" "I'm gonna go catch me some dogs!" says the kid. Kid's gotta be nuts; however, a few hours later, the kid passes by with 15 dogs following him! The next day the old man sees the kid going by again with an armload of duct tape. "Hey kid," yells the man, "what're you doing now?" "I'm gonna go catch me some ducks!" Kid's gotta be batty. But again, hours later, he walks by with 20 ducks following him!
The next day the old man sees the kid with an armload of pussywillows. "Hey kid! Wait for me!"
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