What did the one lesbian vampire say to the other?



See you next month.

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A man walks into a drugstore and says: "I need some condoms for my 9 year-old daughter".

The guy at the counter says: "sir, your daughter is only 9 years old and she's sexually active?!?"

The man says: "no,... she just lays there like her mother".


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One night, a couple goes to bed. The husband starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says: "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh."
The husband tries tries to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and whispers in her ear: "do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"