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Q: What's the opposite Christopher Reeve?

A: Christopher Walken


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They asked if I prefer legs or breasts; I said a shaved vagina is better, But apparently that wasn't really appropriate in KFC.

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Wife: Look at the guy drinking and dancing.
Husband: Who is he?
Wife: 10 years ago, he proposed to me and I rejected him.
Husband: Oh my god, he is still celebrating!


(Sorry Spartacus, I did a quick search for one and didn't see one, must have slipped by me)
"Most people think time is like a river, that flows swift and sure in one direction. But I have seen the face of time, and I can tell you, they are wrong. Time is an ocean in a storm."

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Joke Thread - by naive - Feb 01 2012, 12:48 AM
RE: Joke Thread - by Spartacus - Feb 01 2012, 07:56 AM
RE: Joke Thread - by George, Of The Jungle - Feb 01 2012, 09:04 AM
RE: Joke Thread - by naive - Feb 01 2012, 11:11 AM
RE: Joke Thread - by ruplayer - Feb 01 2012, 12:45 PM
RE: Joke Thread - by Spartacus - Feb 01 2012, 01:13 PM
RE: Joke Thread - by naive - Feb 01 2012, 02:40 PM
RE: Joke Thread - by Knowpain - Feb 01 2012, 03:19 PM
RE: Joke Thread - by pTK - Feb 01 2012, 10:40 PM
RE: Joke Thread - by Spartacus - Feb 02 2012, 01:24 AM
RE: Joke Thread - by KŋÏğĦ‘tRìĐě® - Feb 02 2012, 01:34 AM
RE: Joke Thread - by Canister - Feb 02 2012, 02:38 AM
RE: Joke Thread - by ruplayer - Feb 02 2012, 04:02 AM
RE: Joke Thread - by SpartanOnLSD - Feb 02 2012, 11:37 AM
RE: Joke Thread - by Spartacus - Feb 06 2012, 08:35 AM

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