lol "fake russian" -_-. Dude Russia is at a time where no one really has jobs. Most of the 14 and up population consist of gangs and robbers who go around and scavenge what ever they find and that's their dinner. In Russia, its all about bribes also. If you get fined 100 rublei you can bribe the cop with 50 and he'd disregard your ticket. Russia is bankrupt and most children don't even have an education.