May 08 2012, 04:36 PM
Well, you see my dear Chinese friend. Some say the man, who was called Billy Mumphrey, was a simple country boy, you might say a cockeyed optimist who got himself mixed up in the high stakes game of world diplomacy and international intrigue. He was married to his wife just for show, they lived in a penthouse in New York. They got themselves a dog, a dog called Edward. That dog liked to pee on the carpet, and Billy hated that of course. It was well known that Edward was crazy about butter, just nuts about it. And it has been reported that Billy threw the butter out of the window just so Edward would jump after it, plunging to its death.
Others say this is all just bullshit that makes no sense, and that the man threw the butter out of the window because he wanted to see a butterfly.
Others say this is all just bullshit that makes no sense, and that the man threw the butter out of the window because he wanted to see a butterfly.