[M. Bison]

I remember watching a movie many years ago that was supposed to be a comedy of sorts, but was actually fairly disturbing. There's a scene where some black guy pulls off the socks of some black girl, and sees lots of crap in between her toes. He looked at them and was like :-X and then poured a bunch of hot sauce on them and then sucks on her toes. After the first go, he had a mouth full of crap and hot sauce, and then nearly barfed, but kept going at it. I'm forever scarred from that scene. Anyone know what movie I'm talking about? :-\

That being said, I only suck on my gf's toes after she just showered.

At least you're not sucking on dirty feet... well you better hope they're not dirty.  :o

Well yeah, but hands are also a cesspool of bacteria.

Well obviously. That's why you're not even supposed to touch your eyes unless your hands are completely clean.  :-\