[naive]

I am far too handsome to be expected to read this. I can't believe that you would expect an individual as important as I to even be subjected to this type of information. I care not if you are offended by what I am saying as your petty emotions are meaningless to me. If you are done boring me, I would like to give you the oppourtunity to invest in my business. I will contact you as soon as I am done playing video games and my strippers leave as I will then need something else to do. Once again, please invest in my business as there are millions to be made, I require payment in gold/silver up front. Please do not email me though, as I never get around to checking it.