Quote:Hey Noobs,
My name is Daniel, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are bad retarded shitties who spend every second of their day holding w + mouse 1 with p90s in hand. You are everything bad in Counter Strike. Honestly, have any of you ever played in a league? I mean, I guess it’s fun to play using skills that you learned in five minutes, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than playing Call of Duty.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I play on ESEA and I've killed people in real life. What have you people done lately, other than “waste all day in a shitty pub”? I also drop thirty bombs at the flip of a hat, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all scrubs who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
On a related note, it's pronounced "Two-Sawn," dipshits.