This thread is invalid and should be locked in accordance with the Truth Act of 2876, whereby titles of threads must maintain an account of accuracy and honesty whilst being on the interwebs. Ru has people who are sticking up for him and while this is the internets, that constitutes a form of bonding or friendship, therein making the title of this thread obsolete.
Henceforth, I declare this untruth and falsified thread to be removed from the public eye—should any more injustice occur.

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