An interview with Bison

chun · Mar 20 2013, 12:43 PM

Bison is the most mysterious man ive ever known in my entire life. i am sure he is the most mysterious man or woman or being or corporation or computer program to you to. have you ever heard his voice? seen his face? if you could ask bison a question, what would it be?

i have a ton of questions but ill only start with three..

My question to bison is...
can u show us a partial picture of ur self. a limb? your shoe or your power cord if u have one... maybe ur tooth? fingernail? family? hair? anything will help me decipher this mysteriously mysterious mystery.

My second question
what is ur most valuable possession?

my third question
what is your main source of income?

oh boy im excited^^

**Spartacus** · Mar 20 2013, 01:35 PM

i doubt he'd answer anything. there's no reason for him to. and he knows enough about the internet to realise how damaging a rep can be once info is leaked and misused.

source: I have a brother who is just as paranoid knowledgeable. He watched too much x files. Thinks everything and anyone can be tracked down. which they could.

***M. Bison*** · Mar 20 2013, 01:41 PM

Spartacus, post: 87937, member: 1060 Wrote:i doubt he'd answer anything.

^ Yup. Not a chance.

ceddeeoo · Mar 20 2013, 03:42 PM

thought it would be that easy ? c'mon

Mr. WanteD · Mar 20 2013, 04:09 PM

very mysterious man, but he's also a very good person, he helped me a lot to resolve several problems i had before...

jab253 · Mar 20 2013, 06:05 PM

I have this theory that hes a time traveler...in simple terms if his future voice is heard by his past mind his head will explode

evil smile · Mar 20 2013, 06:55 PM

In 2004, massive amounts of code from a super advanced AI project was stolen from DOD. The hacker group called themselves Black Bison. There may be a connection.

joker8baller · Mar 20 2013, 07:31 PM

inb4ru accuses us of sucking Bison's dick.

Answer to 3 should be some type of computer programming.

I thought we established he was a dude with a wife, 4 kids, living in Seattle? Big Grin

George Of The Jungle · Mar 20 2013, 07:39 PM

joker8baller, post: 87953, member: 835 Wrote:inb4ru accuses us of sucking Bison's dick.

Who would that be? :p

I know as much about Bison as I know about Anubis and many others on wl.

**cucubelu** · Mar 20 2013, 08:08 PM

jab253, post: 87950, member: 13408 Wrote:I have this theory that hes a time traveler...in simple terms if his future voice is heard by his past mind his head will explode

So he flies around in a time machine that looks like blue police telephone, and every now and then regenerates a new body? I can see that...