I am a 380 pound, 47 year old lady with 17 children.

evening sugar pie, I was wondering what your favorite brand of mayonnaise was (I like Hellmann's) and if you'd like me to take you to dinner for two at Waffle House or if you're feeling fancy, I've got some coupons for never ending pancakes and 30% off cheap italian box wine at IHOP.

What do you say ?  I think our buttflaps and triple chins (my diabetic son says it's just a double but kids don't understand these things) would mesh very well together

let me know of your interest ASAP, I look forward to meeting a delicacy as sweet as yourself

Oh sheet, I should take some new pictures...

Beautiful children.

true, they are beautiful, also, when I saw the guy, i thought it was hydro...

WTF. Gross. Lol

And Hakap...I don't remember that but in server I usually pretend I am a 380 pound, 47 year old lady with 17 children. Lmao. I prob said it was my daughter, huh?

Or small Asian boys.

Lol...I'm not even Asian! 

Eww, who eats mayonnaise? ;p

Riser I only like it when you do it. o.O

Beautiful children.

true, they are beautiful, also, when I saw the guy, i thought it was hydro...

WTF. Gross. Lol

And Hakap...I don't remember that but in server I usually pretend I am a 380 pound, 47 year old lady with 17 children. Lmao. I prob said it was my daughter, huh?

Or small Asian boys.

Lol...I'm not even Asian! 

Eww, who eats mayonnaise? ;p

Riser I only like it when you do it. o.O

Here in Belgium, we drown our fries in it.

Beautiful children.

true, they are beautiful, also, when I saw the guy, i thought it was hydro...

WTF. Gross. Lol

And Hakap...I don't remember that but in server I usually pretend I am a 380 pound, 47 year old lady with 17 children. Lmao. I prob said it was my daughter, huh?

yeah, i remember most of the stuff, and I will never troll girls!

This is me!

This is me!

wooahh
you looks nice

This is me!

wooahh
you looks nice

Well thank you! I happen to know some photopgraphers who are skilled enough to find a good side of me

The other photos were a bit old, so this photo was from today with a new camera

I thought you said you're 20 something, and you don't look more than 16.