So I played CSS ytday, and my gf was laughing about stuff that I said over the mic.

Imagine you have never played CSS and you hear this:

They're coming from banana!
We lost garage!
Smoke mid!
Long A, Short a...

Add some more! 

Shouting "IN THE FAAAAAAAACE".

He’s in gay spot!!!

There on top of Twinkie!

Don't push into vagina, once you get stuck in there, you can't come out.

"It's time to get Rape Stevens!"

That ones from a scrim, don't worry.

WTF HAX!