So yeah, finally hit 1,000 posts.

I'd just like to thank everyone for reading everything I have ever written. I know I am a huge inspiration to literally every single member of this forum, so I'd like to say that maybe one day, if you work hard enough and knuckle down, you could be as awesome as me.

Having said that, I'd like to list a few things that the root admins could give me for being so awesome and getting 1,000 posts :

- Give me 1,000 credits.
- Take away Bahs credits. All of them.
- A voice chat with Bison for 20 minutes.
- The ability to pick one player and force them to only be able to use a knife on the servers for one week.
- Get someone to be my personal bitch for a week (probably Bah).
- Have Kid Rocks "Bawitdaba" playing whenever I enter a server for a week.
- Put god mode on me in the servers for a week.
- Make someone bind all his keys to +jump for a week (probably Bah).
- Make this day "Official Rival Day", and celebrate it every month.

You have to pick one at least, it's only fair

I like the idea of a song playing whenever someone enters the server.... Maybe we can incorporate that into some sort of … Community member of the month type of thing… Where if they win, they get to choose a song that plays for 10-15 seconds when ever they join.

[JayCat]

That would be sweet. I would want the song "What's new pus$ycat" by Tom Jones.

But mostly I'd like to SPEAK to Bison and HEAR him talk back. Either that or something else on my list

EPIC FAIL

Geez, make a thread about 1,000th post rook mistake.  Have some decency and candor about it.  If you wanted rewards for this should have thought about it 500 posts ago.   

So yeah, finally hit 1,000 posts.

I'd just like to thank everyone for reading everything I have ever written. I know I am a huge inspiration to literally every single member of this forum, so I'd like to say that maybe one day, if you work hard enough and knuckle down, you could be as awesome as me.

Having said that, I'd like to list a few things that the root admins could give me for being so awesome and getting 1,000 posts :

- Give me 1,000 credits.
- Take away Bahs credits. All of them.
- A voice chat with Bison for 20 minutes.
- The ability to pick one player and force them to only be able to use a knife on the servers for one week.
- Get someone to be my personal ***** for a week (probably Bah).
- Have Kid Rocks "Bawitdaba" playing whenever I enter a server for a week.
- Put god mode on me in the servers for a week.
- Make someone bind all his keys to +jump for a week (probably Bah).
- Make this day "Official Rival Day", and celebrate it every month.

You have to pick one at least, it's only fair

Well that would probably be the easiest option (sorry bah).

EPIC FAIL

Geez, make a thread about 1,000th post rook mistake.  Have some decency and candor about it.  If you wanted rewards for this should have thought about it 500 posts ago. 

No I win.

So yeah, finally hit 1,000 posts.

I'd just like to thank everyone for reading everything I have ever written. I know I am a huge inspiration to literally every single member of this forum, so I'd like to say that maybe one day, if you work hard enough and knuckle down, you could be as awesome as me.

Having said that, I'd like to list a few things that the root admins could give me for being so awesome and getting 1,000 posts :

- Give me 1,000 credits.
- Take away Bahs credits. All of them.
- A voice chat with Bison for 20 minutes.
- The ability to pick one player and force them to only be able to use a knife on the servers for one week.
- Get someone to be my personal ***** for a week (probably Bah).
- Have Kid Rocks "Bawitdaba" playing whenever I enter a server for a week.
- Put god mode on me in the servers for a week.
- Make someone bind all his keys to +jump for a week (probably Bah).
- Make this day "Official Rival Day", and celebrate it every month.

You have to pick one at least, it's only fair

Well that would probably be the easiest option (sorry bah).

It's also the sweetest tasting option.

EPIC FAIL

Geez, make a thread about 1,000th post rook mistake.  Have some decency and candor about it.  If you wanted rewards for this should have thought about it 500 posts ago. 

No I win.

So yeah, finally hit 1,000 posts.

I'd just like to thank everyone for reading everything I have ever written. I know I am a huge inspiration to literally every single member of this forum, so I'd like to say that maybe one day, if you work hard enough and knuckle down, you could be as awesome as me.

Having said that, I'd like to list a few things that the root admins could give me for being so awesome and getting 1,000 posts :

- Give me 1,000 credits.
- Take away Bahs credits. All of them.
- A voice chat with Bison for 20 minutes.
- The ability to pick one player and force them to only be able to use a knife on the servers for one week.
- Get someone to be my personal ***** for a week (probably Bah).
- Have Kid Rocks "Bawitdaba" playing whenever I enter a server for a week.
- Put god mode on me in the servers for a week.
- Make someone bind all his keys to +jump for a week (probably Bah).
- Make this day "Official Rival Day", and celebrate it every month.

You have to pick one at least, it's only fair

Well that would probably be the easiest option (sorry bah).

It's also the sweetest tasting option.

Lol, well considering he has 0 credits at the moment, perhaps someone could give him heaps of credits, and then take them all away? Hahaha.

[Eternal]

You must be proud.

EPIC FAIL

Geez, make a thread about 1,000th post rook mistake.  Have some decency and candor about it.  If you wanted rewards for this should have thought about it 500 posts ago. 

No I win.

So yeah, finally hit 1,000 posts.

I'd just like to thank everyone for reading everything I have ever written. I know I am a huge inspiration to literally every single member of this forum, so I'd like to say that maybe one day, if you work hard enough and knuckle down, you could be as awesome as me.

Having said that, I'd like to list a few things that the root admins could give me for being so awesome and getting 1,000 posts :

- Give me 1,000 credits.
- Take away Bahs credits. All of them.
- A voice chat with Bison for 20 minutes.
- The ability to pick one player and force them to only be able to use a knife on the servers for one week.
- Get someone to be my personal ***** for a week (probably Bah).
- Have Kid Rocks "Bawitdaba" playing whenever I enter a server for a week.
- Put god mode on me in the servers for a week.
- Make someone bind all his keys to +jump for a week (probably Bah).
- Make this day "Official Rival Day", and celebrate it every month.

You have to pick one at least, it's only fair

Well that would probably be the easiest option (sorry bah).

It's also the sweetest tasting option.

Lol, well considering he has 0 credits at the moment, perhaps someone could give him heaps of credits, and then take them all away? Hahaha.

Don't be fooled, he has it all in his Bank!

You must be proud.

I am actually pretty proud of myself. It's a milestone achievement, I think I'll have it engraved on my tombstone.