Nov 30 2011, 05:08 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, what I have here is a can of coke. Let me tell you an amazing story about how this can of coke came to be. Billions of years ago, a big bang produced a large rock. As the rock cooled, sweet brown liquid formed on its surface.
As time passed, aluminium formed itself into a can, a lid, and a tab. Millions of years later, red and white paint fell from the sky, and formed itself into the words "Coca Cola" on the surface of the can. That is how come we are able to enjoy a can of coke today.
Of course, my story is an insult to your intellect, because you know how the Coca Cola can is made, and you also know that somebody is responsible for making it. Furthermore someone had to design it before it could be made.
So why do the so-called scientists of our time want to insult our intelligence in the same way I just did with this can of coca cola, by telling us that we are nothing more than a product of evolution? Evolution is defined as “A gradual process in which something changes into a different and usually more complex or better form.” It is in essence, nothing more than the coca cola theory I have just told you, all you have to do is replace the can of coke with... yourself.
As time passed, aluminium formed itself into a can, a lid, and a tab. Millions of years later, red and white paint fell from the sky, and formed itself into the words "Coca Cola" on the surface of the can. That is how come we are able to enjoy a can of coke today.
Of course, my story is an insult to your intellect, because you know how the Coca Cola can is made, and you also know that somebody is responsible for making it. Furthermore someone had to design it before it could be made.
So why do the so-called scientists of our time want to insult our intelligence in the same way I just did with this can of coca cola, by telling us that we are nothing more than a product of evolution? Evolution is defined as “A gradual process in which something changes into a different and usually more complex or better form.” It is in essence, nothing more than the coca cola theory I have just told you, all you have to do is replace the can of coke with... yourself.
Is this thing on?