1:42 AM - Pishtim #soliloquizing: i have a problem
1:42 AM - Pishtim #soliloquizing: i have hotdogs in the fridge
1:42 AM - Ben Bernanke 2012: with
1:42 AM - Pishtim #soliloquizing: and im hungry
1:42 AM - Ben Bernanke 2012: lol
1:42 AM - Pishtim #soliloquizing: but no buns
1:42 AM - Ben Bernanke 2012: eat them
1:42 AM - Pishtim #soliloquizing: so
1:42 AM - Ben Bernanke 2012: wait just sausage?
1:42 AM - Pishtim #soliloquizing: i need to know how else to prepare them
1:42 AM - Pishtim #soliloquizing: hotdogs!
1:42 AM - Ben Bernanke 2012: buns = the bread thing?
1:42 AM - Pishtim #soliloquizing: lulz
1:42 AM - Pishtim #soliloquizing: yes
1:43 AM - Pishtim #soliloquizing: "the bread thing"
1:43 AM - Ben Bernanke 2012: ok then just like you boil an egg
1:43 AM - Pishtim #soliloquizing: no eggs
1:43 AM - Ben Bernanke 2012: you boil the sausage for 5 min
1:43 AM - Pishtim #soliloquizing: no sausage!
1:43 AM - Pishtim #soliloquizing: its hotdogs!@
1:43 AM - Ben Bernanke 2012: wtf is the difference?
1:43 AM - Ben Bernanke 2012: aren't the sausages?
1:43 AM - Ben Bernanke 2012: i always thought that
1:43 AM - Pishtim #soliloquizing: theyre shaped like sausages
1:43 AM - Pishtim #soliloquizing: but theyre not the sane
1:43 AM - Pishtim #soliloquizing: same*
1:43 AM - Ben Bernanke 2012: but then what are they
1:44 AM - Pishtim #soliloquizing: hm
1:44 AM - Pishtim #soliloquizing: ive never been asked the difference between sausages and hot dogs
1:44 AM - Pishtim #soliloquizing: lulz
1:44 AM - Pishtim #soliloquizing: im kinda stuck on that one
1:44 AM - Pishtim #soliloquizing: lmao
1:44 AM - Ben Bernanke 2012: i guess you just treat them as sausages
1:44 AM - Ben Bernanke 2012: put them in cold water
1:44 AM - Ben Bernanke 2012: boil em for 5 min
1:44 AM - Ben Bernanke 2012: then eat
1:44 AM - Pishtim #soliloquizing: kkz
1:44 AM - Pishtim #soliloquizing: ill just eat the hotdogs by themselves
1:45 AM - Pishtim #soliloquizing: but just so you know
1:45 AM - Pishtim #soliloquizing: its kinda weird to eat hot dogs like that
1:45 AM - Pishtim #soliloquizing: sauages its ok
1:45 AM - Pishtim #soliloquizing: but hot dogs have less flavoring
1:45 AM - Ben Bernanke 2012: o>o
1:45 AM - Pishtim #soliloquizing: sausages are seasoned
1:45 AM - Ben Bernanke 2012: i cant tell the difference tbh
1:45 AM - Ben Bernanke 2012: is it a home made kind of cook hotdog?
1:45 AM - Pishtim #soliloquizing: and there are a million very different kind of sausages
1:46 AM - Ben Bernanke 2012: ok then
1:46 AM - Pishtim #soliloquizing: hot dogs you pretty much just eat with a bun
1:46 AM - Pishtim #soliloquizing: sausages you eat with a dinner meal
1:46 AM - Pishtim #soliloquizing: like spaghetti
1:46 AM - Pishtim #soliloquizing: or mashed potatoes
1:46 AM - Pishtim #soliloquizing: and they are far more flavorful
1:46 AM - Pishtim #soliloquizing: next time u go to the market, get both
1:46 AM - Pishtim #soliloquizing: ull see what i mean
1:46 AM - Ben Bernanke 2012: they're the same
1:46 AM - Pishtim #soliloquizing: NO!
1:46 AM - Ben Bernanke 2012: ok
1:47 AM - Pishtim #soliloquizing: dirty jew!
1:47 AM - Ben Bernanke 2012: test it yourself
1:47 AM - Pishtim #soliloquizing: i know the difference!
1:47 AM - Pishtim #soliloquizing: im trying to help u see the difference
1:47 AM - Ben Bernanke 2012: stick a hotdog up your ass, then stick a sausage up your ass, which has the most flavor
1:47 AM - Pishtim #soliloquizing: lulz
1:47 AM - Ben Bernanke 2012: you won't be able to tell
1:47 AM - Ben Bernanke 2012: argument overruled
1:47 AM - Pishtim #soliloquizing: u got me there
1:47 AM - Pishtim #soliloquizing: ur right
1:47 AM - Ben Bernanke 2012: YEP
1:47 AM - Pishtim #soliloquizing: they would both be the same thing
1:47 AM - Pishtim #soliloquizing: if they were in my ass
1:47 AM - Ben Bernanke 2012: hahahah
1:47 AM - Pishtim #soliloquizing: but thats bad ettiquette!
1:48 AM - Pishtim #soliloquizing: at the dinner table...
1:48 AM - Ben Bernanke 2012: FUCK
1:48 AM - Ben Bernanke 2012: just got killed by a trap
1:48 AM - Pishtim #soliloquizing: kkz imma make these already
1:48 AM - Pishtim #soliloquizing: may god help u
1:48 AM - Ben Bernanke 2012: kk
1:48 AM - Ben Bernanke 2012: it's
1:48 AM - Ben Bernanke 2012: azura
1:48 AM - Ben Bernanke 2012: may azura help me
1:48 AM - Pishtim #soliloquizing: w/e
1:48 AM - Pishtim #soliloquizing: lulz

I bet both of you have never been to Korea. People know the difference around there.

Anyway...
What's the difference between a bull and a cow?
A bull smiles when you milk it.

What's the difference between a tornado and a redneck divorce?
Either way someone's going to lose a trailer.

Shit like this is more fun...

The contents of a hot dog are homogeneous. Everything has been ground up into a bland-looking paste.
The contents of a sausage are not homogeneous.  The parts are chopped up small, but you can still distinguish that they are composed of many different things.

[Assassin]

The contents of a hot dog are homogeneous. Everything has been ground up into a bland-looking paste.
The contents of a sausage are not homogeneous.  The parts are chopped up small, but you can still distinguish that they are composed of many different things.

^^

i didnt like hot dogs tbh, i like sausage better, i would eat them with pizza they are tasty.
but the hot dogs sandwich is epic not the taste but how it looks lol