"It hurt the first year or so"

ROFL


Disturbing. Her husband must have been like: "damn, she's tight'.

[JackMonroe]

That was oddly interesting

[Spartacus]

I need a visual. I can't imagine how it looks like. Can someone draw one up on MS paint.

I need a visual. I can't imagine how it looks like. Can someone draw one up on MS paint.

Done. XD

Nice, nice, but I bet I can top that.

[Spartacus]

I need a visual. I can't imagine how it looks like. Can someone draw one up on MS paint.

Done. XD

you sir, deserve 10 internet points. so her husband has been penetrating the urethra? And she gets satisfaction from that?!

Behold!





When I was 10, people in school said I was bad at drawing. Little did they know, that by the time I was 24, I'd produce a work of art that makes Picasso's Guernica look like a piece of shit.

I need a visual. I can't imagine how it looks like. Can someone draw one up on MS paint.

Done. XD

you sir, deserve 10 internet points. so her husband has been penetrating the urethra? And she gets satisfaction from that?!

I was drunk when I made that too. XD

Apparently he was fucking her urethra. I don't know how that started, but perhaps she had a mutation. That or it was a freak accident and over the years they just stretched it out.

if u turn that sideways it looks more like a penis inside of a sweet potato