OD on Shit ton of pills sat in the Hospital for 9 weeks FML

Today I woke up at 6 a.m. because of the phone ring. I answered the phone and there was very nice woman's voice. To be honest I liked that voice, however, I never herd her before. She was telling that we loved each other, we had perfect relationships and amazing sex. In fact, I remember every single girl's voice if I had sex with her, this girl was not in the list. And then I started asking her if she is mistaken or not? Her voice started being upset and she said "fuck you then" to me and put the phone. I was shocked. She was the only girl who said fuck you to me in my fucking life. Then I got mad and wanted to call her back, however, she called me through unknown number. That was a good start of the day. Best Friday ever!

[Matt]

A friday fuckwit?

A friday fuckwit?

fuckwit? didn't get what you mean.

[Matt]

Sorry, it's an Australian saying for people that do stupid stuff on a friday.

Sorry, it's an Australian saying for people that do stupid stuff on a friday.

no worries. yeah that kindda stuff. it was so nice( sarcasm).

Sorry, it's an Australian saying for people that do stupid stuff on a friday.

Kangaroooooooooooooos!!!

tryed to download CSS non-steam -_- fml

So my co-worker was eating mexican food, I asked him to teach me how to cook mexican food. He was all pissed, said it was Salvadorian and he was from Salvador. Fml