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    Thread: Parents put childs life into "god's hands", and he dies
Post: RE: Parents put childs life into "god's hands", an...

Quote: -- one passage says, "but a believer receives healing for free." -- Clearly they did not. Twice. That joke is too true. Why don't religious people, the types in that story, just believe ...
Schlacko World News 1 540 Apr 25 2013, 12:43 AM
    Thread: West Fertilizer Plant explosion
Post: West Fertilizer Plant explosion

So this plant blew up and killed like probably 70+ people and injured hundreds more but... I think some crazy Texan did it on purpose to steal the thunder from the marathon thing... http://www.cnn.com...
Schlacko World News 3 641 Apr 18 2013, 05:21 AM
    Thread: Boston Marathon explosions: two dead, dozens injured as 'bombs' hit race finish line
Post: RE: Boston Marathon explosions: two dead, dozens i...

Marathon enthusiasts were saying this year's Boston Marathon would be a dud... turned out to be a real blast.
Schlacko World News 6 1,236 Apr 17 2013, 03:17 AM
    Thread: Fuck! Its just as catchy... Psy!!!!!!!!!
Post: RE: Fuck! Its just as catchy... Psy!!!!!!!!!

Goddammit North Korea, you waited too long! Please nuke him before he makes another!
Schlacko Media Mania 17 1,874 Apr 17 2013, 03:13 AM
    Thread: Everyday Pubbing with Sandra From Human Resources
Post: RE: Everyday Pubbing with Sandra From Human Resour...

Spartacus you liar, that's not 'Everyday' Pubbing With Sandra, it's more like 'The only day of playing CS where Sandra wasn't repeatedly calling people "foreign"' pubbing with Sandra... Moriarty's i...
Schlacko Gaming Chat 22 2,531 Apr 15 2013, 02:40 PM
    Thread: Woman divorces man over small penis
Post: RE: Woman divorces man over small penis

I kind of doubt having a large or average penis was part of their vows...
Schlacko World News 5 1,053 Apr 04 2013, 02:59 AM
    Thread: Jay Leno out, Fallon in!
Post: RE: Jay Leno out, Fallon in!

Yes Riser. Conan is the only 'late night' type show I watch. Haven't missed an episode of Conan since...a year or 2 before Late Night with Conan ended. I've really never liked Leno, or Fallon, be it ...
Schlacko World News 2 653 Apr 03 2013, 10:51 PM
    Thread: Is 2013 the 'Year of the Gay?'
Post: RE: Is 2013 the 'Year of the Gay?'

Only religious whackos are against gay marriage. What harm is it to anyone if two people of the same sex get married? Marriage is all about tax breaks and symbolism. There is no 'sanctity' of marriage...
Schlacko World News 13 1,612 Apr 03 2013, 09:09 PM
    Thread: Age Of Empires II (HD Edition)
Post: RE: Age Of Empires II (HD Edition)

Smartass, post: 88796, member: 410 Wrote: -- Britains all the way, nothing can stop those Longbowmen! Loved that game, it's one of my favorite now to this day. -- Except Skirmishers and Onagers...:ro...
Schlacko Gaming Chat 10 2,713 Apr 02 2013, 03:47 AM
    Thread: Indian laptops that crash if users try to remove pictures of minister
Post: RE: Indian laptops that crash if users try to remo...

What he should have done is give out the laptops not with his picture permanently embedded in them, but that one from goatse.cx
Schlacko World News 4 910 Mar 30 2013, 12:38 AM
    Thread: Beer breaks the 65% (130 proof)
Post: RE: Beer breaks the 65% (130 proof)

Just what we need, a stronger beer. So people can get drunk faster and more often. So that they can make mistakes that are more severe and more frequent.
Schlacko World News 9 1,247 Mar 28 2013, 10:30 PM
    Thread: NK supposed propaganda on how Americans live today.
Post: RE: NK supposed propaganda on how Americans live t...

Come on North Korea! Who doesn't enjoy a hot cuppa snow?
Schlacko Media Mania 5 801 Mar 13 2013, 02:57 PM
    Thread: Conclave day 1: No white smoke, no pope
Post: RE: Conclave day 1: No white smoke, no pope

Pardon my (feigned) ignorance, but why do we need a pope anyways?
Schlacko World News 2 636 Mar 13 2013, 02:51 PM
    Thread: Offensive spray..
Post: RE: Offensive spray..

How the hell is this 'offensive'? There's no genitals or even nipples. I found the original (higher def) based on what you said. http://xaxor.com/images/8965656/The_Pew_Pew_Girl_Is_Freaking_Awesome_22...
Schlacko Player Reports 9 1,705 Mar 09 2013, 05:31 PM
    Thread: Music :D
Post: RE: Music :D

Captain Dan & The Scurvy Crew (Pirate rap, I hate 99% of rap but these guys are great) [media=youtube]FusNJgXNeW0[/media] [media=youtube]wC5g9M5FAq4[/media]
Schlacko General Chat 449 70,115 Mar 07 2013, 05:16 PM
    Thread: Elevator Murder Experiment
Post: RE: Elevator Murder Experiment

As far as pranks go, this is rather dark. Imagine if someone recognized the victim and really hated him and upon seeing this they were like, YEAH KILL BOB! KILL THAT DOUCHEBAG!
Schlacko Media Mania 4 720 Mar 05 2013, 03:40 PM
    Thread: Tarzan toy
Post: Tarzan toy

Saw this on Cracked [media=youtube]E1zRaPOzclI[/media] oh this too [media=youtube]Au4tlMRI1eg[/media]
Schlacko Media Mania 0 411 Mar 05 2013, 05:24 AM
    Thread: Busted console
Post: Busted console

A few times lately my console for some reason isn't recording events or responding http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/997/csoffice0000c.jpg This picture is after several rounds. You can't tell from th...
Schlacko Tech Support and Support 1 817 Mar 03 2013, 11:49 PM
    Thread: Jewish Thread
Post: RE: Jewish Thread

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Schlacko Night Watch Headquarters 12 1,995 Feb 22 2013, 02:21 AM
    Thread: Hello All !
Post: RE: Hello All !

Garg? Seriously, that's a name?? GARG??
Schlacko Introductions 31 5,266 Feb 22 2013, 12:24 AM