George of the Jungle is shit at awp_india_v2

silly · Aug 17 2020, 04:10 AM

So I was talking to this young blood about the good ol' days of being a legend on the awp_india_v2 on the W-L sniper server. His name was George, of the Jungle or some shit... I guess the comma is really important. All of a sudden he says, and I quote "you were a legend of farts" and "go sit down bro, take a seat". I politely told him to sit on a dick, because that is what he typically opts for in relation to his sexual orientation. But then he tries to bring Constance Wu into this by saying "I'd bang her fkn brown bambi eyes". Talking shit about awp india is one thing, but Constance Wu!? He's gone too far. You should be ashamed of yourself George you fucking Belgian waffle. I am just curious if any of you fine gentleman have had the same experience with this strange creature who clearly cannot adequately handle his alcohol. Ah and FYI, Constance deserves better.